The specie called "ITK"

ITKs, popularly known as I Too Knows, are a specie of human beings who are characterized by the excessive urge to spill out their brains through their mouths and in the process, develop a stutter, often spraying all human and non-human beings with acidic spittle.

They have the unique ability to induce anger in even the most gentlest of individuals with their pushy and bossy personality expressed through a medical condition called mouth diarrhea. They also have the ability to remain extremely stubborn even when faced with the fact that they are absolutely wrong, this might be explained in simple man terms as poor man’s stupidity syndrome.              

They are prone to foul moods when proved wrong and make it a point to stick their noses in every business, this characteristic is proven by the fact that they usually have extremely long noses. Believe me, they do. They are usually slim or thing so as to increase their ability to jump from one conclusion to the other.

 Contrary to the belief that due of the fact that the world is now a global village they are now becoming extinct, they are actually still very much a prominent share holder in the environment. You only have to be in a classroom, which is were they mostly occur, to meet one.
           
Interestingly, ITKs do not even have an idea of what they are, so you reading this might be one without knowing. Do not raise your eyebrow, yes, don’t. anyway, here are some pointers to knowing if you are one.

1. Whenever you stand up to speak, people put on their “please, b*tch sit down look” or what I will simplify as tired look.

2. You normally have this fiery urge to talk at a gathering, whether class, meeting, e.t.c. ( no, do not call it “having my say”)

3. You feel as if you are dying when people do not listen to you.

4. You have the magical ability to make people disperse. Let me put it this way, people quickly say goodbye whenever you join their group to offer what you think on what they are discussing.

5. You believe you have been given the responsibility to become the lecturer or oga's beloved student or employee. Therefore you kiss their asses every opportunity you get.

6. Whenever you learn something new, you feel like educating those around you, no matter how useless the information is.

7. You blush immodestly when you are proved right or worse, you look around for applause when you are proved right.

8. Whenever you have a job interview or exam, you cram the name of the author of the textbook to be used and ask other people at the venue if they know it.

9. You feel the school authorities or company interviewers have committed a great injustice and should be sued to court because they have given you 97 over 100 and not 98.

This and many more should guide you in examining the rate at which you are an ITK. If you are one,abeg free us the human species. Thank you and God bless.

But for those who are not, I welcome you to my blog and you have the freedom to comment if you have anything you will like me to know.